Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
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