Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
So I have to send you an email about my weekend, heretofore referred to as The Perfect Weekend. Wherein I have lots of awesome sex with a guy with THE MOST AMAZING BODY.
I look forward to this email. I will respond with, Condoms and Creepers: The Adventures of Online Dating.
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
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