Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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