dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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