You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
Be still, my beating vagina.
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
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