marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
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