just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
At a bar in the city and the whole place starting singing “Happy Birthday” to someone. Everyone but me. The person next to me leaned over and said, “Why didn’t you sing along?!?” I responded, “I don’t know him. I don’t give a shit if he has a happy birthday.”
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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