too bad you live with your parents still
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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