are you still at the devil's house?
I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
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