I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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