windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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