dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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