So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
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