the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
Randomize
