All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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