Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize
