shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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