belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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