On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
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