Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
I have post one night stand depression
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