shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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