How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
Randomize
