And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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