I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
And my parents said I crawled through the house
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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