She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
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