she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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