is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
I want you more than these girls want KFC
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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