did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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