sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
Randomize
