Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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