Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
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