and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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