what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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