I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
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