i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
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