i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
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