it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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