Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
the cop asked if i was drunk and i responded with "breathalize me, cap'n". incidentally, he was a captain and i blew a .13.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
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