I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I got inside last night via doggy door
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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