'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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