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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
my nose is crying tears of wow.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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