Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
we're making bets on your personal life
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
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