This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
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