Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
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