do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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