Sponge bath it is.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
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