You don't have asthma, your pregnant
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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