Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
You're earring is so big in my mouth
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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