he wants to bone in the snuggie
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
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