im in a kiddie pool, high, with a keg in arms reach. If i had a sandwich and a blowjob this would be the best day ever
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
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