wake up i wanna do it froggy style
this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
My night just got really weird. In a sit down stall bathroom at this nice resturaunt and this guy walks in as I rip a humongous porcelain-splitting fart. Well, I hear him stop for a second. He then opens the door to the stall next to mine, sits down and says, "player two has entered the game."
Did you win?
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
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